i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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