Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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