yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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