Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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