Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
false alarm. still invincible.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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