I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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