Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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