Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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