Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
where am i from again
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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