When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
