Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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