Duck Duck Cougar?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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