some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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