Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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