can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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