who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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