okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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