Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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