I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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