Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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