What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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