Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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