My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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