Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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