good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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