please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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