I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I love having hate sex.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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