I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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