You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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