Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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