Ambien. No doubt about it.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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