So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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