oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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