so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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