the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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