I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I understand Curling. That high.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
