It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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