just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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