have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
