How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
