I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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