I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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