Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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