in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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