called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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