I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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