You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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