sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I've blown a few things in my day
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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