Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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