well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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